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[injygo]

Come on, you people, your birthdays are definitely not on January 1. Either set it to a more reasonable time or turn off the setting that notifies me that you have a birthday coming up.

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[oligopsony]

Personally, I silently judge everyone with a non-January 1 birthdate as a rube who gives out personal information to companies. Hold it a little closer to the chest, guys!

[injygo]

That's why you pick some other date, one that isn't obviously a fake birthdate. No use in also disclosing that your info is fake!

[deusvulture]

It's a lot of trouble to arrange a system for picking fake information that is as uninformative as just picking January 1 like everyone else, though.

[sophus]

Exactly!

[discoursedrome]

You can turn off notifications for this! Which you should do, because everyone hates notifications. But it'll still tell you on your frontpage.

[injygo]

No, I want to be notified when my friends have birthdays -- *real* birthdays, that is.

[youzicha]

cosigned!

[isaacsapphire]

I'm a goddamn Thoroughbred! My birthday is legally January 1! Only God can stop me or convince the Jockey Club to change it!